Progress Update 12/20/18: Of Ogres, Vacations, and Holiday Schedules

Ogres, the mythical creatures that inspire OgreWare, do not take breaks. It’s rumored that Ogres don’t even know what a break is, let alone how to take one. So perhaps it’s no surprise that recently OgreWare was ordered (okay, strongly recommended), by several co-workers, to take a vacation from the day job.

Unfortunately (fortunately?), vacation or no vacation, Ogres do not know how to take breaks. So instead of resting up or relaxing or being social while on the holiday break, OgreWare is immediately refocusing their work on Calling All Heroes, and will have an update out for you next Thursday.

While the rest of us are drinking eggnog, reminiscing about Christmases past, and looking at sparkly lights, OgreWare will be chugging Mountain Dew, agonizing over the game, and staring at computer screens until they see sparkly lights. So this holiday season, think of those less fortunate. And also think of the Ogres, who are, on the whole, not the brightest when it comes to time management, and are probably working straight on through the holidays.

Also, there will not be an update on Monday, as I try to wrangle the Ogre into not working for one darn day, since it is Christmas Eve!

-Admin Taylor